Paddy
6th November 2002, 09:40 AM
PADDY'S PENULTIMATE PLUNGES
THURSDAY NOVEMBER 7th 2002
Ascot – (1) Arrian, (3) Polish Pleasure & (4) Bosse’s Mate
Doomben – (5) Miss Martindalel, (6) Spirit Of Norway & (9) Keep Coming
Flemington – (1) Ekalaka, (4) Encosta Legend & (13) Deals
Hawksbury – (1) Arlington Road, (4) Shockeroo & (9) Freiby
Port Lincoln – (3) Cardiac Arrest, (7) Brookside Belle & (13) Undercharge Girl
:grin:
When people are too tired to give you a smile,
give them one of yours.
No one needs a smile so much,
as he who has none to give.
:grin:
A woman went to a psychiatrist and said she was in great distress over her husband. "He thinks he's a horse. He sleeps standing up and he neighs instead of speaking. He even insists on being fed oats in a bag." said the woman "It's terrible!",
"How long has this be going on?" as the doctor.
"Six, maybe eight months." she replied.
"You have let things go too far," said the doctor.
"Your husband will require a great deal of treatment and it will be very expensive."
"I don't care about the expense," said the wife. "I will pay you anything -- anything at all to make my husband stop thinking he's a horse."
"But it will cost many thousands of dollars, can you afford this amount of money?" asked the doctor.
"Why of course we can," said the woman. "He's already won three races this season at Flemington!."
:lol
THURSDAY NOVEMBER 7th 2002
Ascot – (1) Arrian, (3) Polish Pleasure & (4) Bosse’s Mate
Doomben – (5) Miss Martindalel, (6) Spirit Of Norway & (9) Keep Coming
Flemington – (1) Ekalaka, (4) Encosta Legend & (13) Deals
Hawksbury – (1) Arlington Road, (4) Shockeroo & (9) Freiby
Port Lincoln – (3) Cardiac Arrest, (7) Brookside Belle & (13) Undercharge Girl
:grin:
When people are too tired to give you a smile,
give them one of yours.
No one needs a smile so much,
as he who has none to give.
:grin:
A woman went to a psychiatrist and said she was in great distress over her husband. "He thinks he's a horse. He sleeps standing up and he neighs instead of speaking. He even insists on being fed oats in a bag." said the woman "It's terrible!",
"How long has this be going on?" as the doctor.
"Six, maybe eight months." she replied.
"You have let things go too far," said the doctor.
"Your husband will require a great deal of treatment and it will be very expensive."
"I don't care about the expense," said the wife. "I will pay you anything -- anything at all to make my husband stop thinking he's a horse."
"But it will cost many thousands of dollars, can you afford this amount of money?" asked the doctor.
"Why of course we can," said the woman. "He's already won three races this season at Flemington!."
:lol