A System for K V

[kenchar]

Hi KV,
You were complaining the forum is at it's end because of the banter and bit of fun.
STAY TUNED,
Check this out (and this is a favour).
Non metro meetings.
Third or fourth fav IAS opening odds
Opening price UNDER its prepost price.
Must blow in the betting
Bet for a place.
Jockey A Robinson.
Not a lot of bets but a big smile comes on my face when one shows up.

All the best

[KennyVictor]

I'm much obliged Kenchar.

You know, I hope we never meet because there is absolutely no way we could ever get on together. I read your posts and am never sure when you're serious and when you're offended and I always get the impression that my banter is taken the wrong way by you. I can only assure you that my sense of humour, although too dry for many, is almost always well meant. I take very little seriously which alienates me from a lot of people but well do I remember making jokes with my Dad a few months back after his similar encounter with a prostate specialist. We laughed so much the tears were rolling down our cheeks (much as they had during his encounter with the specialist so he says).
For future reference I hold you and your betting methods in the highest regard (even the stop when ahead bit believe it or not) and hope your outcome is as favourable as my Dad's was.
Of course, if you weren't in the least offended and are just having a joke at my expense disregard all this c r a p and good on ya.
The saddest thing is that I sit here writing posts thinking "That will amuse someone" when all the time 90% of forumites are thinking "What's the matter with that pratt, why doesn't he lighten up." Ah well, who gives a ********* (asterisks added by KV to save moderators a job).

KV

Disclaimer: No hidden meanings or jokes in this post. Actually enjoyed the silly systems, realised it was meant to be humorous and foolishly tried to join in. It won't happen again (some hidden meaning in this sentence).

[TWOBETS]

Hell KV,
What's the matter with you? Sometimes I start thinking you're a right pratt. Why don't you lighten up?

[kenchar]

KV,
All OK with me, but I must admit I can't catch your sense of humour sometimes as probably some can't catch mine.

What I posted above is good and NOT a gee up.

All the best.

[KennyVictor]

Hell KV,
What's the matter with you? Sometimes I start thinking you're a right pratt. Why don't you lighten up?

Sorry, KV won't be out to play today, he's hanging from a rope in the garage.

Mrs KV

[Mark]

Vale KV

[TWOBETS]

Hi Mrs KV,
Don't you fret you pretty little thing. Mr Twobets is coming right on over to help you dig a little hole. Don't you touch KV's computer now. He let me know first thing this morning that he wanted me to handle everything.

[KennyVictor]

Tee Hee, can't pick horses and can't tie knots, all is well. I'm back home now and time to settle down a bit methinks.

Mr Twobets, I can't seem to find my computer and Mrs KV won't tell me where it is, she just keeps giving me this strange faraway smile.

Kenchar, I recognised enough of your methods to know it wasn't baloney mate. I'm going to have to troll the past threads and get my head around pre-post prices. They're one thing I've never used. To tell the truth I embarrass myself with half the stuff I write so if you don't get it you're probably in the majority. :-)

Cheers,

KV

[baco60]

Hi KV,
I went to Mt, Tamborine for lunch today to “The Polish place” I would recommend it highly .Good food, glass of VINO I was in haven. It was lunch with the birds.No stress.Didn’t even notice that racing and the forum exist.
Most relaxing, magnificent views!
http://www.polishplace.com.au/

[KennyVictor]

My good lady's son used to work there. He would occasionally bring home a thing called a Rum Tor (the only way we could afford it) and it was as close to heaven as you can get without the ultimate sacrifice. I'm three Ks south of there (at the good end of the mountain).

KV

[darkydog2002]

This Robinson doesn,t mind a bit of work.
He,s in every race on the programme today.

Cheers.
darky.

[crash]

I grew up in "Beechmont" [a VERY long time ago] overlooking the coast. Our family owned the guest house there [built in the 20's] where travelers from Brisbane came up from Canungra to our place by dirt road and then on to Lamington [the coast side from O'reilly's] by horse up to the park. A flying fox took them the last bit up to the Guest House up there. Spent many years working at Lamimgton and watched a lot of hang-gliders taking off from Beechmont trying to make it to Mt. Tamborine.

[kenchar]

Jesus Crash I thought I was old.

[crash]

Your still a nipper kid.

[kenchar]

A real nipper at 60.
The only thing I think I remember when I was young though (and that WAS a long time ago )people used cars and not horse and carts.
You must be REALLY REALLY OLD.

[crash]

I'm not telling. I feel young though.

I knew all the Groome Family [started the park] including old Arther. He used to WALK to Brisbane to raise awareness and money to have Lamington turned into a national park. The best bushman I've ever seen [I've seen a few]. Even Paddy Fitzgerald who took the tourists up to Lamington from our place on horseback and cut 100's of ks. of tracks up there, wasn't as good as old Arther. He could go out and find a new waterfall every day of the week.

He was the one who found that plane that went down in Lamington after everyone else failed to find it. Just took a cut lunch with him and said: 'I'll be back with any survivors'. He did just that and there were survivors too. Great book on him and his endeavors worth reading.

[kenchar]

I know you ride a Harley with ears and a tail.

[crash]

A very long tail too.

[kenchar]

First bet showed up today Taree R5 No8 got $2.5 place centrebet.

[Chrome Prince]

Hey kenchar,

Good to see you still kicking goals.

It strikes me that your success is all about you getting overlays.
While you might notice anomalies in the market, I reckon the real place odds of that horse was $2.00 (which it paid on the vic tote) but you were able to lock in $2.50, therefore you obtained an overlay and thus, you have to be successful in the longrun.

[kenchar]

I put my bet on as late as possible as usual and the second after I put it on it went to $2.6,
can't win 'em all.
Doesn't sound much but get 1/10 of a point more on every winning bet over a year would turn into a lot of $$$$.

Cheers CP

[crash]

I had 2 win bets today and one of them was in Taree R5/6 [I lost]. Am I missing something Kenchar [?], The order was 7,6,1 The winner was a smokey Joe - Joe's Memory $25+win. My other bet at Geelong R6/7 Star Lord, won at $6 so a good day too.

After my disgraceful posts [other side] after a few grogs last night, I'm not certain of anything today. My head is just spinning, spinning....spinnnning !!!

Today is Sunday, right?

[kenchar]

Crash,

I would suggest you change your brand of grog.
May I suggest Richmond Grove chardonny a lovely drop very smooth and thick and not real expensive at around $14 a bottle depending where you purchase ( I get a good deal as I buy it by the case ).

All the best

[partypooper]

Kenchar, sounds like agood drop, though I tend to look around for the highest alcohol content for the best dollar. Not sure that booze and horses go together all that well though. Last Friday night (early Sat morning) in a stupour, actually deposited twice from my credit card and put the bets on TWICE! I had no idea til Saturday night when I checked my account, fortunately I had made a profit, so was all smiles!

[kenchar]

Hey PP,

Long time no hear, you're a naughty boy you should know better,grog and the punt don't mix.
As well known I enjoy a wee drop BUT never ever until everything I do on the punt for the day is finished.
On another note I just recieved 5 capiz xmas lanterns from the Phils and put them up outside, and from the comments I am getting from people and asking where to buy them I just might consider importing a container load next year, could be a good quid in it.

Keep well.

[Dirk Gently]

Honestly Kenchar, don't drink that commercial rubbish....drop me a line at phaedrus dot com dot au and I'll show you what a real chardy should taste like!

[kenchar]

Is it as good as viagra if so you've got me.
Just joking will get an email off.

Cheers

[crash]

I'm strictly a spirits man and very politically incorrect. I'm allergic to that ****** sulphur in wine. Why can't they expend the bucks for filtration systems that make that crap unnecessary? It'll kill you in the long run.

[kenchar]

C'mon Crash,

I smoke like a chimney, drink like a fish, and all my life I have been a fresh fruit and vege man, which should protect me ( according to the experts ) from what I have just been diagnosed with, prostate cancer.
All the other things I should have wrong with me because of my habits are not there.
I really think it's pot luck you either get something or you don't, regardless of what your habits are.

[jose]

Couldn't agree more Kenchar.
Sorry to hear about your prostate stuff, a good mate of mine had the same thing.
He went to WA (Peth I think) to see a bloke about it (Couldn't tell you his name) and the bloke told him that if he had got there a bit sooner he may have been able to help him with it.
If you like I could contact his wife and get the details for you.

[kenchar]

Thanks jose,
I appreciate that, luckily I have caught it early and the doc reckons it should be OK after some implants which should kill the cancer.

Cheers.

[jose]

No problem Kenchar.
My old mate did not have it diagnosed until the bird had flown.
I shall chase up that name for you anyways, as you never know.
Will try to post it on this thread in the next couple of days.

[kenchar]

Thanks jose,
Getting away from all the doom and gloom, as pointed out by CP I would like people to concentrate on the importance of getting the best odds, however miniscule.
Lets say I have 18 collects a week ( and that includes losing days to keep the sceptics quiet ).
I increase my collects by 1/10 of a point, and my bet is $400 that is $40 a collect X 18 = $720 a week X 52 = $37440 a year.
That's how important it is, which brings me to another point the tab rounds down to the lower 10c so lets give them the benefit of the doubt and say they are gaining .03c on every bet on every race of the year, the mind boggles of how much they are ripping off punters.

Again thanks,
All the best.

[gazman]

[givewhich brings me to another point the tab rounds down to the lower 10c so lets them the benefit of the doubt and say they are gaining .03c on every bet on every race of the year, the mind boggles of how much they are ripping off punters.

i think it would be pretty safe to say it was 5cents kenchar and that takes it up above the average oz income..........CHEERS..GAZMAN...

[kenchar]

Dirk Gently,

Just to make sure I presume the email address is the one on the winery website.
I don't want to send a silly email and someone in the winery wonders who the crackpot is.
I looked at the chardonnay on the site and from what I gather it has a really fruity flavour, if so it won't be to my taste.

Cheers

[Dirk Gently]

You'll be in good crackpot company, it is the same email address. Don't be put-off by the description....all that waffle is just to fill up the web page!

[jose]

Kenchar that blokes name is Dr Holt.
Somewhere in perth last I heard, maybe you can google it.

[kenchar]

jose,

Thanks for that, truly appreciated, but the good doc has now retired.
Another good example of someone thinking outside the square and not being believed by the authorities, even though the proof of his success was the hundreds of people he cured.
Sorry being so late in replying but was offline last night.

All the best

[jose]

Sorry to get your hopes up, I didn't realise that.
If I hear any more re this I shall pass it on.

Another good example of someone thinking outside the square? I couldn't agree more, but Kenchar, do I detect a dig at a few non believers on this site. lol

[kenchar]

Another good example of someone thinking outside the square? I couldn't agree more, but Kenchar, do I detect a dig at a few non believers on this site. lol
Hmmm you just might be right jose :rolleyes: