Bumper Sticker: System punters do it all over the country!

[Duritz]

OK!!

With that rather dubious title, I am inviting people to submit their systems under the following rules to this particular thread. No prizes, but we'll elect a winner between us all, and if we can't agree then I'll break the deadlock.

Here's the rules:

Must be able to be bet in every state in Australia, every day, on all gallops meetings.

Must not involve rules that involve watching the tote. IE, must be able to be worked out, and put on and forgotten about.

Must be calculable by the "man in the street" with the formguide, ie must not need a degree in classical piano teaching theory with an honours in quantum physics to understand. Must basically be a "form guide" system, the best kinds of systems! The kinds our forebears used to work out on the bus/train to the races, then re-jig on the ride home when it lost.

Can involve tipsters polls etc, tipsters, paper prices, recent form, overall form - anything that's contained in a reasonable newspaper form guide can be used.

Why run this?

No idea. But let's see what we come up with.

[partypooper]

A bit light on the replies there mate, I'll have a go but the problem is who's got the time to keep track?? (no PUN intended there hee hee!) another problem is WHAT form guide as my system uses WA TAB FORM aceeptable or what?

OK here we go it's called the old 1-2 system the selection is the pre-post fav in the WA TAB form providing it is TAB no 1 or 2 , and also finished 1st or 2nd last start. IF it doesnt qualify then the selection is the 2nd forcast fav providing it is TAB no 1 or 2, AND finished 1st or 2nd last start. thats it! if no qualifier- NO BET THAT RACE.

PS. Bet is 1 unit win TOP FLUC up to 4/1 or best of 3 totes more than 4/1

[Stix]

RULE 1: If horse No.14 (prior to scratchings) draws barrier 2,7, or 14 then bet, otherwise no bet

.........that's it :)

Here is today's and tomorrow's selections
5/4
Ips 1-14 (2)
Sand 7-14 (2)
Sand 8-14 (7)
6/4
Pinj 1-14 (2)
Pinj 6-14 (14)
Pinj 7-14 (2)
Pinj 8-14 (14)

[Truckie]

It is a wonder you haven't been swamped with simple systems. How does this fit ?
Bet on any horse unplaced last four starts, at price =< $9, only one selection per race.

[Dennis G]

Hi Guys,

this is my first post to the forum, so I thought I'd jump in here.
I found an old note book of mine (must be nearly 20 years old) that I had written a lot of stats in from various sources.
Sources like - Warren Block, PPM, Rem Plante etc....

1) Horse must have had at least 2 starts from a spell

2) Last start must have been unplaced, but finished within 3 lengths of the winner.

3) Last start must have been within 21 days (inclusive)

Dennis G

[Duritz]

Cool, some responses. This is good.

partypooper - any paper at all is OK, so long as you can get it in a newsagent somewher in Aus.

As to keeping track of them, I am no way in the world going to have time, we'll have to keep track ourselves a bit. I don't even know if we're going to run it for a bit and see who's winning or what.

Suffice to say, I haven't thought this through at all. Just whacked up the post.

Anyway, here's a sys from me:

1. Must be third up from a spell.
2. Must have placed (1st, 2nd or 3rd) resuming.
3. Must have finished 4th or worse last start.
4. Must be back within 14 days.
5. Must not be scratched.

Here's todays selections, on this unbelievably (some might say asbsurdly) simple method:

5/04/2006,sanh,Race 3,11,MISS TSUNAMI
5/04/2006,sanh,Race 7,8,HOW UNCANNY
5/04/2006,devo,Race 4,4,TAMAR VALLEY
5/04/2006,ipsw,Race 2,5,SHAYCAN SILVER
5/04/2006,asct,Race 2,1,AIR RACE

[Duritz]

5 selections, 1 winner, paid $3.30

[partypooper]

The old 1-2today.
MR2-1 Lost
MR8-1 Lost
SR1-1 Won $3.50 (Backdraft, few jokes there)
AR5-1 Lost
OR1-1 Won $1.60 (Nuvolari)
OR2-1 Lost
OR6-1 Lost
BR1-2 Won $7.50 (Bee Dub, you beaut!)
BR8-1 Lost

Units out = 9
Units in =12.6

[partypooper]

RE the old 1-2, one sub rule I forgot about is 1st up over 1200 OR less is also a bet if it fits the other rules. Today 2 bets came from this catagory for 1 win @ $2 so haven't listed em, but have included them tomorrow. Heaps of action:
CR6-1, MR2-2, MR 4-1, MR 6-2, MR7-2, SR2-2, SR 3-1, SR5-1, SR7-2, SR8-2

BR1-1, BR2-1, BR5-1, BR6-1, BR8-1

[crash]

Easy winner here: nb, nb, nb :-)

[Duritz]

Yes indeedy....! But that ain't fun!!!

So, in the spirit of fun, and not necessarily in the spirit of winning, here's the sys bets for my A.S.S. today. (Absurdly Simple System):

6/04/2006,ball,Race 4,6,LUCKY RISE

You know what they say, one bet, one winner!

[Stix]

Here is today's and tomorrow's selections
5/4
Ips 1-14 (2)
Sand 7-14 (2)
Sand 8-14 (7)

5/4
Ips 5-14 (2) 2ND 3.5
Sand 7-14 (2)
Sand 8-14 (7)

[Duritz]

AAhhh so close for my ASS system yesterday, one bet, one second!!

Here's todays:

7/04/2006,goul,Race 8,2,SIMPLY FAST
7/04/2006,cran,Race 2,7,IZZA MONO
7/04/2006,cran,Race 3,6,GOTTA DANCE
7/04/2006,gcst,Race 8,8,INSIDE KNOWLEDGE

[Duritz]

7/04/2006,goul,Race 8,2,SIMPLY FAST
7/04/2006,cran,Race 2,7,IZZA MONO
7/04/2006,cran,Race 3,6,GOTTA DANCE
7/04/2006,gcst,Race 8,8,INSIDE KNOWLEDGE

7/04/2006,goul,Race 8,2,SIMPLY FAST - UNP
7/04/2006,cran,Race 2,7,IZZA MONO - 1st, $6.30
7/04/2006,cran,Race 3,6,GOTTA DANCE - UNP
7/04/2006,gcst,Race 8,8,INSIDE KNOWLEDGE - 3rd ($5.00 place)

To date:

Bets: 10
Wins: 2
Colect: 9.6

[partypooper]

Sorry guys really busy to post yesterday and today though selections are easy to aquire. Todays were:SR1-2 lost, SR3-1 Won $7.80,SR6-1 Won $8.00,
BR1-2 Lost, BR4-1 lost, BR6-2 lost, BR7-1 lost, AR 3-1 lost, AR4-2 lost,AR6-1 WSon $2 AR7-2 lost, MR 5-1 lost, MR6-1 lost, MR7-1lost. MR 8-2 lost, MR9-1 Won $6.10,SRX 1-1 Won $3, SRX 2-2Lost, SRX 4-1 lost, Won $2, SRX 6-2 lost.

Out 21 units
in 26 .9units
= + 5.9 units,

Not too good yesterday with only 2 winners will post POT to date at the end of racing tomorrow.

PS Tomorrows selections (in advance) later but remember that they can alter depending on scratchings.

[partypooper]

Ok here they are, as you can see no shortage of action, though I haven't got time to follow through everyday, these results are TYPICAL, although I would never bet Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays normally.
MR2-2, MR 3-1, MR4-2, MR5-1, MR6-2, MR9-2, SR1-1, SR2-2, SR4-1, SR7-2, PR1-1, PR2-1, PR4-1, BR3-1, BR4-1, AR1-1, AR4-2, AR5-1, AR6-2, AR7-1, AR8-1.

MRX1-1, 6-2, 8-2
SRX 5-2, 7-2
OR4-2, 6-2
SRB 1-1, 4-2, 5-2

PS You will see MANY places with this system by the way.

[Duritz]

Cool thanks PP.

Anyone else, also feel free to join in!!

Here's my A.S.S. bets today:

8/04/2006,m v ,Race 7,10,SPECIAL VOYAGE
8/04/2006,chel,Race 1,4,ROXYS PRIDE
8/04/2006,chel,Race 8,2,KENSHOU
8/04/2006,geel,Race 5,2,UNDER THE CLOCKS
8/04/2006,geel,Race 6,9,ZIPARCHE
8/04/2006,doom,Race 3,4,FLICK N SPIN
8/04/2006,gcst,Race 2,11,GLOGIRL
8/04/2006,asct,Race 1,4,BRIGHT SAINT

[Duritz]

8/04/2006,m v ,Race 7,10,SPECIAL VOYAGE - UNP
8/04/2006,chel,Race 1,4,ROXYS PRIDE - UNP
8/04/2006,chel,Race 8,2,KENSHOU - 3rd
8/04/2006,geel,Race 5,2,UNDER THE CLOCKS - UNP
8/04/2006,geel,Race 6,9,ZIPARCHE - UNP
8/04/2006,doom,Race 3,4,FLICK N SPIN - UNP
8/04/2006,gcst,Race 2,11,GLOGIRL - UNP
8/04/2006,asct,Race 1,4,BRIGHT SAINT - 2nd

Terrible.

Stats now -

Bets 18
Wins 2
Collect 9.6

Losing a cool 52% on turnover. All right!

[baco60]

Bravo Duritz, you are doing well.
You wont listen will you, ************ hopeless.
Quick to criticise some one with good idea, look at you,
supposedly expert in racing industry, all this ideas are good for nothing. I bet you, you haven’t made a $ on betting horses in your life.
Bets 18,Wins 2.You are a champion
Go back to my Holy Grail post, read and read and you will make money.
Duritzzzz, me say you are nogoot,me say give it uppppp,
Or wake up to reality. Stick to your day job.
Aufidersan ,ariverdarchii nasvidanja. Comrade

[partypooper]

A good day today with 9 winners from 27 bets (after scratchings) and a great profit!

Here are the selections for tomorrow (Sunday)

BR3-2, BR5-1, BR8-2,SR4-2, SR7-1,MR5-1, MRX3-1, MRX4-2, MRX5-1,MRX6-1, MRX9-2, SRX3-1SRX4-1, SRx7-1, SRX8-2, oROR6-2, OR8-2, AR2-2, AR4-1, AR5-2, AR6-1, AR7-2,

22 bets but remember scratchings can cut out some bets and also add others.

Will do all the mathes tomorrow night!

[partypooper]

Results Sat:
MR5-1 $3.50
SR2-2 $8.50
SR4-1 $1.90
PR1-1 $4.20
AR1-1 $1.60
AR8-1 $4.50
MRX6-2 $4.00
MRX8-2 $3.30
SRX5-2 $3.20

out 27units
in 34.7 units
Profit 7.7units
=28.5% (on the day)

[Duritz]

Thankyou Baco, for your kind words. They warm me greatly.

As to the system, I do not claim that it will win. In fact, I'd be very surprised if it did! I haven't named it the A.S.S. system for nothing.... This thread is just for some fun. I haven't actually backed any of the things, I just made up the system on the spot!

Anyway, very goot, very goot, here's its selections, hopefully they dont go not goot today, Ustinov!

9/04/2006,scst,Race 3,10,IDIOTS ANONYMOUS
9/04/2006,hton,Race 6,6,PORT HEADLAND
9/04/2006,musw,Race 6,11,THE CUT
9/04/2006,tat,Race 3,13,OVERFLOWING
9/04/2006,kalg,Race 2,8,JASHAR BOY
9/04/2006,kalg,Race 3,11,GOLD DESIRE
9/04/2006,kalg,Race 6,5,LISCANNOR BAY
9/04/2006,kalg,Race 7,12,WIT AND WISDOM

[baco60]

RADIO TAB 5-2-14 Late Mail 2 1200M OVERCAST GOOD


5 DAVION 2.30 1.40
14 SEQUABLUE 1.90
6 ) KALINGA REGAL 15.50
7 ) MAGIC TOP 4.10
SCR 9 13
Sub Fav 5


QN 5*14 7.80
EX 5*14


Very good very good.

[Duritz]

My A.S.S. system going very badt, very badt, like Russian swim team!

[baco60]

Don’t worry mate there is always next time,
As long as you betting account is in order.$$$$$.
You will get there one day.
Keep on trying, persistence is the key in this game.
One day I will be kind to you and tell you my secret.

[Duritz]

You were born a woman?

[Duritz]

9/04/2006,scst,Race 3,10,IDIOTS ANONYMOUS - UNP
9/04/2006,hton,Race 6,6,PORT HEADLAND - 3rd
9/04/2006,musw,Race 6,11,THE CUT - UNP
9/04/2006,tat,Race 3,13,OVERFLOWING - UNP
9/04/2006,kalg,Race 2,8,JASHAR BOY - 2nd
9/04/2006,kalg,Race 3,11,GOLD DESIRE - 1ST, $6.20
9/04/2006,kalg,Race 6,5,LISCANNOR BAY - UNP
9/04/2006,kalg,Race 7,12,WIT AND WISDOM - UNP (but #13 won at 20/1, only one number off!!!)

To Date

Bets: 26
Wins: 3
Collect: 15.8

Only losing a cool 39% now!

[partypooper]

Results for today, 6 wins from 21 bets as follows:
BR5-1 $3.60
SR4-2 $2.50
MRX9-2 $7.90
SRX7-1 $2.80
OR8-2 $4.10
AR7-2 $7.00

Units out = 21
units in $27.90
Profit 6.9 units
= 32.85% (on the day)

YEAH! give em the ol' 1-2

[Duritz]

You're going great PP, me going crap!

Anyway, here's mine today:

10/04/2006,coff,Race 2,2,CHARMAR
10/04/2006,mild,Race 8,1,JACKABILITY

[Duritz]

10/04/2006,coff,Race 2,2,CHARMAR - UNP
10/04/2006,mild,Race 8,1,JACKABILITY - 2nd


And on it goes...

Bets: 28
wins: 3
Collect: 15.8

[partypooper]

Duritz, missed aTAB-FORM today as I don't usually bet mon, tues, so don't know how the the ol' 1-2 went, though the recent results are fairly typical.

[Duritz]

None yesterday, but here's my LOSER A.S.S. tips today

12/04/2006,cant,Race 5,3,REAL STRIKE
12/04/2006,ipsw,Race 4,6,THREE CHANCES
12/04/2006,ipsw,Race 7,9,PRINCE LIONHEART
12/04/2006,bunb,Race 3,10,CATCH THE PUSSY
12/04/2006,bunb,Race 6,10,LADY KISEKI

[Duritz]

12/04/2006,cant,Race 5,3,REAL STRIKE - UNP
12/04/2006,ipsw,Race 4,6,THREE CHANCES - UNP
12/04/2006,ipsw,Race 7,9,PRINCE LIONHEART - UNP
12/04/2006,bunb,Race 3,10,CATCH THE PUSSY - 1st, $2.50
12/04/2006,bunb,Race 6,10,LADY KISEKI - still running

Too depressed to add em up.