Chuck
9th May 2006, 04:03 PM
these were mentioned in the 70 best footy jokes this week in Zoo Weekly:
When a Rabbitohs player found this powdery white substance on a footy field and none of his team knew what it was, he called in a group of scientists who told them it was the tryline!
The Sharks have a new phone number for depressed fans - 1800 10 10, thats 1800 one-nothing one-nothing!
When Shaun McRae tells the bunnies at training to go to their usual positions, they immediately run behind the goalposts to wait for a conversion
There are 2 things on earth visible from outer space - The Great Wall of China and a hole in the Warriors defence
2 mates were at the cemetery when they came acoss a grave which said: Here lies John Smith, a roosters fan, and a good bloke. One says to the other "how did they fit two people in there?"
Why do the Rabbitohs carry lighters? Cos they lose all their matches!
What do you call a group of 15 guys that get together to watch the World Cup Final every 4 years? The All Blacks
Whats the difference between the All Blacks and a teabag? The teabag stays in the cup longer
A guy was in a pub with his friend and dog, watching Aus vs England, and when England kicked a penalty the dog started doing backflips. the guy said to his friend, "if thats what the dog does when england kick a goal, then what does it do when they score a try?" reply, "I dunno, i've only had him for 3 years"
there are many more (obviously) but i can't remember them
When a Rabbitohs player found this powdery white substance on a footy field and none of his team knew what it was, he called in a group of scientists who told them it was the tryline!
The Sharks have a new phone number for depressed fans - 1800 10 10, thats 1800 one-nothing one-nothing!
When Shaun McRae tells the bunnies at training to go to their usual positions, they immediately run behind the goalposts to wait for a conversion
There are 2 things on earth visible from outer space - The Great Wall of China and a hole in the Warriors defence
2 mates were at the cemetery when they came acoss a grave which said: Here lies John Smith, a roosters fan, and a good bloke. One says to the other "how did they fit two people in there?"
Why do the Rabbitohs carry lighters? Cos they lose all their matches!
What do you call a group of 15 guys that get together to watch the World Cup Final every 4 years? The All Blacks
Whats the difference between the All Blacks and a teabag? The teabag stays in the cup longer
A guy was in a pub with his friend and dog, watching Aus vs England, and when England kicked a penalty the dog started doing backflips. the guy said to his friend, "if thats what the dog does when england kick a goal, then what does it do when they score a try?" reply, "I dunno, i've only had him for 3 years"
there are many more (obviously) but i can't remember them