I took a Gamble.

[darkydog2002]

Sent away for this product to cut me fuel bills in half - $39.95.
Got back a pair of Plastic scissors.
darky

[Bhagwan]

I sent away for a diet plan on how to lose lots on wt. in 30 days.

And all I lost, was a month.

Boom boom.

[xanadu]

Hey darky,
I lol when I read your post and subject to copyright I will use this pun at a family gathering in the next few weeks....keep 'em coming...!"

Cheers.