Anyone Know....

[darkydog2002]

The date of Bill and kates wedding.
Sir Les Patterson and I havent recieved our invites yet.
Cheers
Sir darky

[Bhagwan]

Maybe you have been struck off & been stripped of your title & they didn't tell nobody about it .

What ya gonna do? aha! what ya gonna do?

Maybe I could send some of the Boys over to sort it out or somethin.

Maybe make them an offer too good to refuse.

It appears ever legitimate ********** ,questionable celebrity & gay person has been invited except people of the likes of your good self.

I guess you will be left at home , punting your fingers to the bone.

[darkydog2002]

Darn cheek I say.Good looking lads like Sir Les and my good self should have been first cab off the rank.
I bet Elton got his invite.
At least Erry got to be Her Majestys Guest for awhile.

So far we,ve $2700 from the winnings from the NZ thread but they,ll get no prezzie from me if the invite doesn,t come soon.
The boys at the Bilinugel reckon we should splurge that on omen bets on the big day like we did at their engagement announcement.
Trouble is I got into trouble with a poster for not putting it on his thread.
Mind you most ran 2nd as I recall especially Charlies Queen and Miss Octopussy.

Cheers
darky

[Bhagwan]

Yes , I bet Elton got an invite along with his Wife or is it Husband or what ever its called.

What sort of confused world is this turning into?

.

[Barny]

Darky, you're a fan of Sir Les ?! My gosh man, your stocks just keep rising from where I sit. I'm in awe of Sir Les, have his book, and I know the type of people who also are in awe of Sir Les. To quote Groucho ..... "I wouldn't join a club that would have me as a member!!"

You're obviously disgucting, sexist, politically incorrect, smelly and a drunk DD ..... well done !!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[jose]

Had an album by Sir Les in the early 80's.
"9 inches of Sir Les" it was called.
Very very funny stuff.

[darkydog2002]

Jose and Barny.
The wife (Sally)wants a portrait done Of me at the Ballina Races (cap and all) to celebrate my fine achievements deleting the family fortunes whilst she hoses down the winners and losers (fingers to the grindstone) a shes constantly reminding me.
Might post it on Face Book when and if its done.I,m sure theres a few out there that would like to see my dial.I,m more inclined for a few to see it AFTER I,m gone For obvious reasons (more to do with my personal safety Ho Ho)
The idea appeals to me.

Cheers
darky

[darkydog2002]

I will say this though.
MichaelG racing and sports thread is the best thing I,ve seen in 40 years.
From that came many great ides.
Cheers
darky