70% strike rate, average odds $14.50

[Neil]

Hello punters.
Here is your chance to make a fortune. I have this amazing system that I bought for just $99. These are genuine people that sold it to me. They have had the same address for years.

It's really an investment. There are 70% winners at average odds of $14.50. It revolutionises betting. My life has never been the same since I purchased that goldmine.

It's more secure than real estate. What with rising interest rates and property values falling. I reckon a bank would even give you a loan using this system as security.

Now I want to help the intelligent users of this forum. I have just 10 copies to sell. Only $55 a copy. For full details please e mail me at neil@rippedoff.com.au

(PS. Don't tell anyone that this is a scam. That's just our little secret.)

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Neil on 2003-12-13 11:20 ]</font>

[Shaun]

What is this rubbish....when is managment going to get off thier butts and stop this crap......whats this the same system you were selling the other day...just with different figures....if you are for real pay this forum to advertise it.....otherwise crawl back under the rock you came out of....i read this forum to learn and to teach others what i have learned.....and if there is one thing i have learned in 15 years is that there is nothing secure in punting it is a hard task and only those with guts come out on top

[Mark]

Gotcha Shaun

Neil is part of management.
Have a look at the email address.

:lol:

[Shaun]

The e-mail made me think this was by another person that was trying to flog off a system just like this....if i am wrong oh well

[crash]

Ya got me there Neil, I can't wait to get aboard the profit ship: HAMS Smokey Dawson. I tell ya' what we ganna do [just between you and me] I take half the openings available and I will give you [shhhh!] UNENCUMBERED a 99yr. lease at the incredible peppercorn rate of only $1 per year totaly exclusive profitship of my high earning Bridge [with great views of Sydney] for one whola year. Now don't be dithering or you will be dolted [like the rest].
Send some cash alot [and don't forget the openings] or Bank cheque to my usual PO box 666 [same address for the past 3 weeks now].

Cheers and yours compassionatly, the better half of D.B.


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[kenchar]

Mr Neil,
I could be very interested in your system.

One thing I would like to know though would it have picked the first 2 placegetters in the last in Sydney.

If it did I am prepared to purchase it.

The only problem though I am a bit short at the moment, so would you be willing to take $5 from my credit card and $5 a month over the next 10 months.

Other sites do this when buying their systems so I think you should do it too.

I eagerly await your reply as I am ready to make my fortune.

Yours in anticipation,

Kenchar

[darkydog2002]

NEIL.If I bet 5% of a $400 bank will it make me $400,OOO?

CRASH.Will have a 3 year lease on the bridge.
Will send cheque from the bongo bongo branch.
Cheers.
Darky.

[sportznut]

Hey Kenchar. Here's the system for you:

The 'LOAD OF TAURUS' system.
(1) Only consider races at Rosehill over exactly 1500m.
(2) Only consider horses which finished 10th or worse last start and are 20-1 or longer pre-post.
(3) Delete any horse whose name does not include the word Taurus.

There you go. Not many bets, but an incredible strike rate and an enormous profit!!!







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[partypooper]

Sportznut, ..... and THAT is the "NEVER BEFORE USED" form factor!!!!! hee hee!

But Neil, doesn't this fit into the catagory of frivilous, irrelavant topics??????

i.e. Terms and conditions??????

[crash]

Sorry boys the double Taurus openings are gone [jockey families trifecta pay day]. Thats Terrible for you but Terrific for them !!

The bridge has been snapped up by Mr. Neil [I can now get my 4 wives and 200 children out of Nigeria thanks to Mr. Neil]. Have more bridges comming up soon and a nice building near Mr. Neils bridge thats a good earner if you like Opera [?].

Cheers.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: crash on 2003-12-14 05:42 ]</font>

[Chrome Prince]

Hi all,

I have a sneaking suspicion that this is Ripped Off having a go at management and has signed up again using the username "Neil".

From what I know of Neil, he would never have posted this.

[kenchar]

Hi CP,

Check the profile???????

Maybe Neil has a sense of humour you don't know about.

Cheers

[sportznut]

Kenchar, have a look at this.

The Ridiculous Roughie Plan:
(1) Bris, Syd and Melb races on Saturdays only.
(2) No 2YO races.
(3) At least 8 starters after scratchings.
(4) 1000-2000m.
(5) Horse must be starting from barrier 1 after scratchings.
(6) Must have no more than 1 kg above the minimum weight.
(7) Must be at least 10-1 ($11) pre-post.
(8) It is a selection if it is resuming from a spell OR finished 10th or worse last start.

Yesterday's results:
Bris 1-3 Awesome Weather WON 13.80/4.00
Bris 4-13 Lexington Park PLA 8.80
Bris 7-12 Skiddaw WON 26.30/7.50
Syd 9-13 Terrible Taurus WON 66.70/12.70

Okay okay, I'm just having a bit of fun, but who knows? There may actually be something in it??? :grin:





<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: sportznut on 2003-12-14 11:06 ]</font>

[kenchar]

Hey Sportznut,

You're giving too many good systems away on the forum, imagine the POT a magazine could advertise on that one :lol:

[Mark]

Wait for all the ads to appear that picked one or the other (or the quinella!) of the Taurus horses.
Geez & me a Taurus got nothing.

[purpleheart68]

Hey guys,I think Neil was showing another side of his personality that maybe hasn't been displayed for quite some time.Or maybe he was just trying to inject a touch of humour into the forum and cause you guys to lighten up a bit!!!I haven't been reading or active in this forum much,so I'm not intending to tread on anyone's toes,or dent anyone's feelings.Just think that sometimes things get a little bit too serious.