Here`s another fine product from the House of CRAP.

This is a plan to take on those Egg Head punters who recon they know more than you do. You know the ones, "this horse can`t loose", "anything that beats it will win the race", "should win with a leg in the air"
"the informed money is on...". "he`s so fit he is jumping out of his skin...he can`t loose".
Is`nt amazing how many don`t win & when they do win , they pay 3/5ths. of F...All

"How`s that so "? I hear you squeeling.
Put your Mad Punters Hat on because we are going for a ride with the Wild Ponies.

1) We coscentrate on TAB Nos. 2-3. 4-5. 6-7.
We do not replace any that maybe scratched.

2)We bet on only those horses that finished 4th. or worse last start.
(There will usually be more than one horse per race.)

3)Delete any that are resuming or any having their 1st. carrer start.

4)Staking Method
(this is the important bit.)
TAB Nos.2-3 bet $4.00 win
TAB Nos.4-5 bet $3.00 win
TAB Nos.6-7 bet $2.00 win

Bank required $600
Av.S/R 35%
Av.O/L $9.00
Av. Div approx.$12.00
This bank will allow for a run of outs of approx. 60 before you do you Butt in.

The crappier the meeting , the better it performs.

The good thing with this plan is that all bets can be placed at the beginning of the day , great for busy punters.

I can hear some of you say ,"Have I been living in part of someone elses conspiracy to do all my punting doe"?
Maybe you have.
It`s time to strike back.!
Maybe the fine House of CRAP has the answer.

Any derogitory "Egg Headed" comments about this plan will be treated with complete contempt without prejudice.

Remember, CRAP is King.

RESULTS for Sat 17th.Aug.

8 meetings , 61 races all up.

Dividends (Qld.)
TAB Nos.2-3.
$23.00+4.00+3.30+16.00+3.40+3.20+4.70+9.10+
10.20+47.00
=$123.90*$4.00+$495.60

TAB Nos.4-5.
$6.10+3.10+14.30+2.90+8.40+3.60
=$38.40*$3.00=$115.20

TAB.Nos.6-7.
$12.30+13.70+14.20+32.20+3.20+21.10+22.80
=$119.50*$2.00=$239.00

Total Ret.$850.00
Total O/L.$554.00
Profit....$296.00
POT........53%

Another fine service from The House of CRAP.

Dear Bagwahn,
Just a note to say good on you for posting so many interesting and fun systems for us all to play with. Any egghead who knocks you should look at his/her own POT before doing so. Keep up the good work.
LuckyLouie (although I wasn't so lucky on saturday).

Thanks Luckylouie,
It`s appreciated.

I'm still trying to work out whether you are serious with this one Bhagwan or whether you are pulling our collective legs. :smile:

Bhagwan,

My several systems all turn up crap, but this system will make them obsolete. Many thanks.

Hermes

:smile:

Oh, Ohh, Warning !, Warning ! , Egghead at 3.00 o`clock , Egghead at 3.00 o`clock.
Man your positions !.

Don`t worry about it becareful or should it be CarefulB. with a capital "C" .
Take my advise , DONT BET !.
This system is not for you.

Leave it to people who are into punting to decide ,because a serious punter dos`ent need to be spoon fed "every" "single" "piece" of information & observation ,to make up their own mind ,if it`s for them or not .

Serious punters do a thing called research over approx. 150+ races before outlaying any real money of their own .

You might like to join them one day.

Those type of derogitory & un-called for aggressive remarks ,will be treated with contempt they deserve with extreem prejudice, as I warned in the the original posting .

Go to to the Fight Site if you want to start a blue with people, leave us punters to the business in hand ,of shareing ideas & "puntin" .

God Bless You ! , you CarefulB you.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Oh dear - did you get out of the wrong side of bed this morning Bhagwan??? I have reread my post about a dozen times but I cannot see anything derogatory or aggressive in it at all - in fact the only posts on this thread with any derogatory and aggressive remarks are yours Bhagwan. I simply questioned whether a post from "The House of Crap" was intended as a serious post or a humorous one. I guess from your reply you are deadly serious!

Best of luck with it Bhagwan. Gotta go now - I have some serious punting to do.

Bhagwan,

Love the name HOUSE OF C.

Can you enlighten me to the logic of this system ie how you came to discover/formulate
it.
Cheers!

PS Thanks for your reply to the ratings 100 system.

Bhagwan and everyone

I am absolutely fascinated by the House of Crap. Last night I tried to cut the crap out of the selections as they can be some bets that are wild.

I read another post about using TABQ ratings so thought to use them as filters to do the above.

Filters I used
1) if there are 3 or more within TAB No.2-7 which have come 1 2 3 in last start then pass the race
2) if there are more than 3 with TABQ ratings of 93 or better below TAB No.7 then pass the race.
3)Back the wonderful Bhagwan House of Crap selections if TABQ ratings are 93 or better.

I emailed to TABQ to ask how they get the ratings and the reply was that they are based on the AAP fast form 5 ratings. So I went to AAP site for some results and it appears that 93-100 raters win 89% of all races. Correct me if I didn't read the results right.

Feel free to try/or find holes in the above extra filters.



[ This Message was edited by: Fryingpan on 2002-09-02 10:23 ]