Hot Shot Brother - 2nd last, beaten over 10 lens - completely out of character - something must have gone amiss :???:

A couple for St. Patrick's Day - enjoy the day if you are celebrating (I'm the one without the inside-out T, Mr Guinness) :wink:

Paddy was driving his lorry when he saw a bridge with a sign saying 10 foot max. headroom.

He slowed down wondering if he could drive under it or not , 'A shure I'll give it a go,he thought only to find that his lorry got stuck underneath it.

Paddy sat back in his seat, poured out a cup of tea and lit a cigarette.

A policeman arrived a short time later and knocked on the cab door which Paddy then opened, 'what do you think you are doing? asked the policeman in a sharp tone,

'Sure I'm having me tea break, replied Paddy,

'And what do you work at? asked the policeman,



'Agh shure I deliver bridges,! smiled Paddy!


:lol:

Paddy and Mick were nailing up the side of a wooden house.

Mick noticed that Paddy was examining the nails and throwing away every second and third.


'What's wrong with the nails?' he asked.

'Sure the heads are at the wrong end.'

'You are stupid you idiot, can't you see they are for the other side of the house!.

:lol:

Not bad Paddy :smile:


I’m tipping Wool Zone. Caught wide most of the way in the Pinjarra Cup, but still managed a place. Even fitter following that run – he’ll do me EW at the 11/2 currently on offer. Load and Lockett, Main Stage & Kentiara to fight out the places.

Yeah, a shocker by Hot Shot Brother :smile:

Hope I can improve on yesterday's effort :roll:

Main Stage, racing in very best form, the one to beat. Wool Zone a big danger. Local Product for 3rd. Include Kiwi Hombre at value.

And good luck to L&L - undefeated at Bunbury.

loadandlockett will run the race of his life.......go you good thing!!!!

Come on, close those blinds, not so heavy on the keyboard – some of us are a bit seedy this morning. :cool:

Bad enough writing oneself off, but certainly doesn’t help matters when you’ve finally running out of drinkin money, when along comes the omen bet of the day - KILLARNEY MAGIC & DANCING PADDY in Ballarat dog 6. We made a nice profit & of course continued on drinkin – oh my head! :roll:

For what it’s worth (not thinking straight) suggest Kentiara the one to beat today. Load and Lockett strong chance if you forget his last run failure. Main Stage and Wool Zone to fill the top 4.

Luck in running to L&L :smile:


Now excuse me I feel an up-&-under coming on. :sad:

That's a bit better!

Now before I go have a lay down, (14) Lombo Choice EW in the 9th & (7) Grand Cavalier & (13) Tribulations EW in the last :wink: