100 % STRIKE RATE DURING OFFICIAL TEST PERIOD.

1 bet.

New ACME [series VII] has now been upgraded and fully computer tested. Officially endorsed and approved by [edit] Magazine !!!

I've been driving a Porsche and living in luxury since I started using this system (to rip off gullible idiots like you).

And maybe this could find a spot !
 

(laughing as i type )

We have appointed an independant evaluation team who undertook an extensive trial period to obtain these magnificent results !

(davo, spud, spider and old lenny who all sit at the corner of the beer stained bar next to the tab machine putting on their $2 mysteries)


HA HA

..... or how about...
 

Dear Customer

****** is a fully independent consumer watchdog for the racing industry.

It reports without fear or favour on products produced throughout Australia for the punter.

I has just released the latest issue and has reported on the Acme system.

Acme lives up to it's claims to wipe you, your family and your finances completely of the face of the earth......

For the last 10 years we have never not found the winner of the race. If you show us that you do not have the winner we will double your money back. Thats how confident we are: For the next 10 days we will let this go at a steal only $9900. So be quick.


J. Pumpkinhead said this is the best method i have ever used.

Rules: back the field in every race the software works it all out.

cheers

and this surely !
 

Without a doubt the best investment system devised by our team,

and this,

recently, a team of explorers from acme took part in the excavation of a cave in central eygpt, the discovery of ancient rules and laws of gambling which have long since been forgotten. we are in the position to pass these long secretly guarded rules to you,...yes YOU.

You will have the power, you will hold the key to success that others only dream.

Limmited to 150 lucky customers.

Early acceptance will ensure your free access to our extensive online library of other rare and forgoten systems.

First ten purchasers of the acme xxx system will go into the lucky dip for one of ten golden geese

OR THIS...
 

"I,m betting to take $10 a race "/3 weeks later ...

"I,m betting to take $1000 a race "

This one was affectionately known around the traps as the "OLD DREAMER "system.

Good for a giggle if nothing else.

darky.