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Bhagwan 23rd June 2003 07:06 PM





WHAT THE !!!!!



kenchar 23rd June 2003 07:09 PM

Hey Hay Chee,
Just another thought Ill make sure I only pick 100/1 shots and if we can find a bookie to take the bets we will be billionaires in a month.

Kenchar

Hay Chee 23rd June 2003 09:51 PM

You still dont see it do u. you sit right next to a pokie machine its a machine REPEAT ITS A METAL MACHINE. becaus your right next to it and ITS A METAL MACHIN you can send energy by your visulisation to alter the way it works if you lern a guru called Saul told me about this it can be done but if you cant do it the pokies will eat you up

puntz 23rd June 2003 10:20 PM



[ This Message was edited by: puntz on 2003-06-25 16:10 ]

Cosmo 24th June 2003 02:39 AM

Hay Chee, I want my money back. I was down the club, using your flawless method (and winning of course), but everytime the change girl went past my "visulisation" focused on her and her top came off, but when I looked back at the machine it had mind-melded my credits back into it's coffers. Or perhaps this only happened in my head after I tried those mushrooms that "Guru Saul" gave me. After all, I'm sure the drinks lady only had "two" legs the last time I was there, and that lengthy debate I had with the urinal seemed a little more heated than usual.

I think you may be doing a bit too much pulling of your one armed bandit, but I needeed a laugh today, so thank you for that.

P.S. - say g'day to the Guru for me.

Cosmo

[ This Message was edited by: Cosmo on 2003-06-24 02:46 ]

darkydog2002 24th June 2003 05:25 PM

PADDY.IS THAT MICROSOFT C FOR NEURONS A MISPELLING.ARE YOU SURE YOU DONT MEAN MORONS.

Paddy 24th June 2003 06:09 PM

Fascinating site puntz - I spent all day there today and forgot to have a bet!! :eek:

Pretty sure it is NEURONS darkydog2002 :cool:




ubetido 25th June 2003 04:12 AM

well you certainly got a bite lol


Redcraze 25th June 2003 09:43 AM

Well done HAY CHEE.

Best hook, line and sinker job I have seen in years.

becareful 25th June 2003 03:51 PM

Paddy,

Better give that new Windows TP a miss. I was one of the early Beta testers and it has ruined my life. First my boss asked me to stay late one day and whilst saying "Yes" I was thinking "You selfish ************** - why are you going home early and making me stay late" - of course the ************ software picked up my thoughts and emailed them straight to my boss so no more job. Same night my wife called to ask what time I would be home - I thought "I will be finished here at 7pm so by the time I have been to the pub for a beer and to check out that new barmaid I will be home by 9pm" - I naturally told her 9pm but the ************ computer emailed my thoughts to her as well so now I have no wife and no job!

:sad: :sad: :sad:


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