Gotta share this ya, my Daughter has just returned from a 6 month trip to India, she has caught on video, some footage of a very convincing begger, who then stops begging to answer his "Mobile Phone".............? I kid you not!

What I do in my off-season to get enough to pay the bookies is my business, surely?
And back on track to thought of the day....I knew this bloke who caught herpes of the eyes....he looked for love in all the wrong places!

just looking at the fields at eagle farm tomorrow. spy zaim is in race 2. in the scone cup last start it won and i remember reading the form for the scone cup and genuinely gave it no chance in the race in fact i thought why is this horse 8/1 it should be 50/1....... thought for the day::::::: don't follow my tips lol

LOL

A retired handicapper recently gave me some advice. He said "when you are punting , never fall in love with a horse, I did that as a professional which is why I ended up a handicapper".
I thought about it a bit, and asked "What's the worst thing that could happen?" and he said "Being caught in it's stall".

Not much to think about with these.
But you may get a laugh from these genuine Newspaper headlines

20-Year Friendship Ends At Altar
1.6 Million Cherokees Are Recalled -- L.A Times
18,000 Women Recalled For New Tests - The Times
Air Head Fired --
Army Social Worker Punched His Boss At Conference On Anger -- Times
Bacteria May Make Bullet Proof Vests
Antique Stripper To Display Wares At Store
Baywatch Star Objects To Fake Org…
Bulge In Trousers Was Ecstasy
Bearded Lady Sues Dwarf -- UPI headline
Cattleman Grilled by Oprah's Lawyer
Christian Cars Stoned in AP headline
Central Bank Aims To Replace The Mattress – Guardian
Cash Compost Means That Trees Can Grow On Money -- The Times

Cheers OM