Begods ! Manikato & now Tulloch !
Have we by chance a Mr Ed out there as well?

Well leapin leprechauns, it seems we do (or did) have a Mr Ed !

Mr Ed, the original talking horse, now there’s a blast from the past.

Reminds me of a joke (sorry, I can’t help meself):

Three racehorses were sitting in a bar bragging to each other about their life accomplishments.

The first horse boasts "I've been in 59 races and I've won 35 of them."

"That's nothing," says the second horse. "I've raced 97 times, and I've won 78 of them!"

The third horse joins in: "Well, I've raced 122 times and I've won 102!"

Just then, the horses hear a voice say, "I've got you all beat!"

The horses look down and see a greyhound.

"I've raced over 200 times, and I have NEVER lost!"

The horses look at the dog in amazement !?!



One of them says "How about that! A talking dog!!"

Just a list of the G1 winning "plodders" The Mighty Mare has defeated and a list of their prizemoney.

Tie the knot $6,212,835
Shogun Lodge $4,495,044
Sky Heights $4,212,990
Falvelon $3,472,813
Ha Ha $2,982,665
Uni Prince $2,965,629
Freemason $1,904,930
Old Comrade $1,782,250
Crawl $1,326,420
Sports $1,197,990
Inaflury $1,172,535
El Mirada $1,137,490
Defier $908,250
Desert Sky $603,950
Cent Home $559,502

Total: $34,935,293
Average: $2,329,019

Not a bad group of "plodders" in anyone's book, i would do anything to own any one of these less than talented horses (tounge firmly in cheek)I wonder if any of the connections will give me their share, i'm sure they would be happy to get rid of the stress and burden of owning one of these hacks.

Paddy,

Very good.

Where do you get all these horse jokes from?

Just as i thought.

BW's are more interesting.

I can't believe anyone would get up at 6.30am to write that.

"You must be a little insecure"

"Manikato" we do not tolerate those comments. YOU ARE RESTRICTED.




[ This Message was edited by: quapi on 2002-08-02 11:46 ]

I get up at about 3.30 every morning. I always log on at that time, as it's my first break, so it was nothing unusual really. Plus you had nothing to say about that thread, so it was more than worth it.

[ This Message was edited by: storm on 2002-08-02 10:44 ]

I feel sorry for you


"Manikato" we do not tolerate patronising comments on this Forum.
YOU ARE RESTRICTED.





[ This Message was edited by: quapi on 2002-08-02 11:47 ]

Don't worry about me mate, i finish at 10am and then have the rest of the day to do as i please, it's good work if you can get it.

baking bread or riding ponies?