THEY LAUGHED WHEN I STARTED.......
 

Now I ride a pushbike and I,m only 19 ......

Thought I might start a headline for the next system seller.

Feel free to add your own.

Cheers.
darky.

Not sure if I've got the idea but I'll have a go...

The wife and kids used to laugh at my punting before I bought the Acme betting system. Not any more.... they're living at her mum's.

KV

Classic Kenny. You got the idea.

'Since we have sold [lost] the house and gone 'on the road', I've noticed the health benefits of fresh air for our 5 kids. The space they now have to play in has been a real boon to the missus and she has time to do a lot more reading now she has given away her part time job. Also we are discovering the joys of rice. A secret joy the Chinese have known for thousands of years. The lack of meat hasn't done us any harm either as our cholesterol count has gone way down'!!

I can look at the "Roller" parked outside on the Road with pride, knowing that I paid for some it!

(my bookies Mum lives next door, and he visits her twice a week!!)

This is not a get rich scheme so be content with a thousand dollars a day.

People used to say racing was a mugs game, and I was nothing but another loser mug for pursuing it, but I got a $1 mystery bet on the last at Richmond dogs at the TAB last night which paid for my cab home - NOW who's a loser?!

Some classics here alright.

Cheers.
darky.

Turn $300 into $300,000.Live the good life NOW.

The pies at the pie cart aren,t bad either.

Cheers.
darky.

and this ?
 

Our remarkable results are proven over time (back tested)

Here are some of the comments from our delighted customers

"i thought paying $10,000 for the all new improved "acme 2007" system was a bit steep at first, but now that i have a second mortgage, the repayements are easier, and i just cant wait for next weeks selection, the new fax i bought seems to not work because i havent recieved anything from "acme" in a while but rest assured they have a 1902 number which i can ring to get it when their fax is down"

Mr. Brown
Upercomebacktomewest

lol i like that one.

100 % STRIKE RATE DURING OFFICIAL TEST PERIOD.

1 bet.

New ACME [series VII] has now been upgraded and fully computer tested. Officially endorsed and approved by [edit] Magazine !!!

I've been driving a Porsche and living in luxury since I started using this system (to rip off gullible idiots like you).

And maybe this could find a spot !
 

(laughing as i type )

We have appointed an independant evaluation team who undertook an extensive trial period to obtain these magnificent results !

(davo, spud, spider and old lenny who all sit at the corner of the beer stained bar next to the tab machine putting on their $2 mysteries)


HA HA

..... or how about...
 

Dear Customer

****** is a fully independent consumer watchdog for the racing industry.

It reports without fear or favour on products produced throughout Australia for the punter.

I has just released the latest issue and has reported on the Acme system.

Acme lives up to it's claims to wipe you, your family and your finances completely of the face of the earth......

For the last 10 years we have never not found the winner of the race. If you show us that you do not have the winner we will double your money back. Thats how confident we are: For the next 10 days we will let this go at a steal only $9900. So be quick.


J. Pumpkinhead said this is the best method i have ever used.

Rules: back the field in every race the software works it all out.

cheers

and this surely !
 

Without a doubt the best investment system devised by our team,

and this,

recently, a team of explorers from acme took part in the excavation of a cave in central eygpt, the discovery of ancient rules and laws of gambling which have long since been forgotten. we are in the position to pass these long secretly guarded rules to you,...yes YOU.

You will have the power, you will hold the key to success that others only dream.

Limmited to 150 lucky customers.

Early acceptance will ensure your free access to our extensive online library of other rare and forgoten systems.

First ten purchasers of the acme xxx system will go into the lucky dip for one of ten golden geese

OR THIS...
 

"I,m betting to take $10 a race "/3 weeks later ...

"I,m betting to take $1000 a race "

This one was affectionately known around the traps as the "OLD DREAMER "system.

Good for a giggle if nothing else.

darky.