A Joke!
A rabbit visit’s the same café every night and orders a ham and cheese toastie, never alters.
One night the owner informs him that he has ran out of ham, but suggests a chicken and salad instead,…….the Bunny reluctantly agrees. Anyway the next night he doesn’t show, nor the next, nor the next . The sales person notices and says to his mate (half thinking aloud) I wonder what happened to the rabbit? Suddenly! A loud haunting voice comes from somewhere in the sky, and says, er, I DIED,………the café owner drops a plate, but then recognises the voice, …. Again the voice said its me! I DIED, The owner says but what did you die of? The Bunny answered MIXING ME TOASTIES! |
Good one Party.
Punter Pete come rushing through the door yelling excitedly to his wife "I just won the Lottery pack your bags" His wife says "Should I pack for the beach or the mountains" Punter Pete."I dont care just get out" |
ok,, Darky, I won't pretend that I haven't heard that one but it's still funny,
I'm tired now but tomorrow I'll tell you a TRUE story about a horse called BLACK BULL |
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I don't get it :( I'm from Melbourne. I figure it musta lost something in the translation. |
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Thanks Shaun.
I think it was funnier when I never understood it :( |
AW! Mooeee, mixing me toasties, (Myxomatosis) SURELY????? cumon man
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A inflatable jockey, a inflatable horse and a inflatable trainer go to the races.
The horse runs last.The inflatable jockey is so disgusted he sticks a pin in the horse ,argues with the inflatable trainer and sticks a pin in him. The jockey fronts up to the stewards where he sticks a pin in himself. The stewards said "not only have you let the trainer and horse down but you,ve let yourself down as well" |
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