I found a way to make a horse stay perfectly still.Place a bet on him.

Which reminds me i bought a horse not so long ago , in its first race it started at 25 to 1 , only problem was the race started at 12:35 , it had such an excellent breeding that after it left the starting gate he turned around to close them behind him.
After the race the trainer screamed at the jockey "I thought i told you to come with a rush at the end , the jockey replied "I would have but i didn't want to leave the horse behind.

HEHEHEHEHE

Funny Stuff!

:lol:

Testarossa - "What were you saying to that man just now?"
Paddy - "He wanted to give me the winner of the Irish Grand National."
Testarossa - "And would you not take it?"
Paddy - "Of course not, sure we've only a very small garden."