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darkydog2002 11th April 2006 09:07 AM

THEY LAUGHED WHEN I STARTED.......
 
Now I ride a pushbike and I,m only 19 ......

Thought I might start a headline for the next system seller.

Feel free to add your own.

Cheers.
darky.

KennyVictor 11th April 2006 05:26 PM

Not sure if I've got the idea but I'll have a go...

The wife and kids used to laugh at my punting before I bought the Acme betting system. Not any more.... they're living at her mum's.

KV

crash 11th April 2006 05:45 PM

Classic Kenny. You got the idea.

'Since we have sold [lost] the house and gone 'on the road', I've noticed the health benefits of fresh air for our 5 kids. The space they now have to play in has been a real boon to the missus and she has time to do a lot more reading now she has given away her part time job. Also we are discovering the joys of rice. A secret joy the Chinese have known for thousands of years. The lack of meat hasn't done us any harm either as our cholesterol count has gone way down'!!

partypooper 11th April 2006 05:59 PM

I can look at the "Roller" parked outside on the Road with pride, knowing that I paid for some it!

(my bookies Mum lives next door, and he visits her twice a week!!)

Bhagwan 11th April 2006 10:15 PM

This is not a get rich scheme so be content with a thousand dollars a day.

Duritz 11th April 2006 10:55 PM

People used to say racing was a mugs game, and I was nothing but another loser mug for pursuing it, but I got a $1 mystery bet on the last at Richmond dogs at the TAB last night which paid for my cab home - NOW who's a loser?!

darkydog2002 12th April 2006 08:29 AM

Some classics here alright.

Cheers.
darky.

darkydog2002 12th April 2006 08:32 AM

Turn $300 into $300,000.Live the good life NOW.

The pies at the pie cart aren,t bad either.

Cheers.
darky.

dingoboy 12th April 2006 09:04 AM

and this ?
 
Our remarkable results are proven over time (back tested)

Here are some of the comments from our delighted customers

"i thought paying $10,000 for the all new improved "acme 2007" system was a bit steep at first, but now that i have a second mortgage, the repayements are easier, and i just cant wait for next weeks selection, the new fax i bought seems to not work because i havent recieved anything from "acme" in a while but rest assured they have a 1902 number which i can ring to get it when their fax is down"

Mr. Brown
Upercomebacktomewest

Duritz 12th April 2006 10:01 PM

lol i like that one.


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