What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Why can't horses dance?

Because they have 2 left feet!

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks!

What do you call pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse !

What part of the horse has the most hair?

The outside!

What do you give a sick horse?

Cough stirrup !

What breeds of horses can jump higher than a house?

All breeds. Houses don't jump !