DEAD AND BURIED
 

A man, his wife and his ever nagging mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told the man, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship her home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance."

ooooow!