Thought for the day
 

Last night I played a blank CD full blast and the mime next door
went nuts.

;)

You can't blame him/her because a noise annoys.

If a person with multiple personalities threatened to commit suicide
would it be considered a hostage situation?

Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live
in it.

You feelin' ok there Chrome?

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live.

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT
of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse flavoured cat food?

Peterpan,

well said from the boy who never grew up.

Chrome,if they are bugging you so much,

eliminate the personalities you don't like.

I love these things :D

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

We are all part of the ultimate statistic. ten out of ten die.