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Neil 25th January 2005 10:16 AM

Goblin's Wishing Well System
 
Here's some correspondence we have had with someone who wants to purchase Goblin's Wishing Well despite what we have posted above the system.

"Promises. Promises. Promises.

We wonder how many people would be tempted to purchase by the advertising below?

Of course it's too good to be true.
Of course the money back guarantee isn't worth the paper it's written on.
Of course it won't work."

For those who haven't read about it, it is at:

http://www.propun.com.au/archived_a...vice210105.html

"Hi Neil,
Was browsing the net this morning and came across your Goblins Wishing Well package. I would like to make some more enquiries. Could you please call me back on .... or ...
Many Thanks.
Yours Sincerely,
...."

"Hello,
It’s definitely not “our Goblins Wishing Well package.”
We don’t sell ********** like Goblins Wishing Well.
Regards, Neil"

"Hi Neil
In regards to your email, that is the Heading which is on the package on the internet. Could you please call me on ......so as I can discuss it with you further.
Yours Sincerely,
...."

"Hello,
Feel free to make a forum post about it.
Sorry but we don’t have the time to spend in discussing “Goblin’s Wishing Well”.
We run a commercial business and time is money.
Cheers, Neil."

Talk about being persistent. Including an interstate phone call requesting I call back.

Maybe when we stated that "Goblin's Wishing Well is given to you with a conservative guarantee that you will turn a starting bank of $100 into at least $250,000 after one year. If not you will be given a full money back refund" was just too hard to ignore? Dollar signs and thoughts of early retirement came flooding in.

Seems even when you invent a "********" to comment on there are still gullible people out there wanting to buy!

brave chief 26th January 2005 10:14 AM

that's just scary :P

foxwood 27th January 2005 08:10 PM

Let me at him.
 
Neil,
You've done your best to protect him from himself. You should shed all feelings of responsibility and send me his phone number. I've got a dozen systems he can have real cheap!!!

partypooper 27th January 2005 08:32 PM

Now we know how Lennon felt after he wrote "Imagine" not that was in any way connected to the topic but I just mean the "irony"

Neil 27th January 2005 09:08 PM

Wait till we write up that super computer software program, your "relax at home and collect a fortune" business. You'll be buying whatever money can buy once you've used it for a short time. It hooks into live vision and can then tell from the horse's appearance whether its selection should be a bet. You could say it's a very intelligent computer. By this method of elimination it gets 90% winners at average odds in excess of $10.00. Comes with a money back guarantee that it will turn a $1000 starting bank into one million dollars in one year, or a $10,000 starting bank into five million dollars (the bigger bets unfortunately reduce the bank's overall percentage gain.)

KennyVictor 27th January 2005 11:17 PM

And when can we buy it please Neil?

KV

Neil 28th January 2005 10:28 AM

If something like that was priced like a business rather than something else it would have to be at least 5 to 10 times annual earnings. So a minimum cost would be $5 million.

foxwood 28th January 2005 09:03 PM

I take it there would be free steak knives. Or four or five even.

darkydog2002 4th February 2005 12:42 PM

DID IT COME WITH A WHEELBARROW.
 
To take home the winnings.
Cheers.
darky.


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