I think it's called Corporate racketeering Topsy. A 'race' to the bottom in the end? I can always take up sailing here [I'd be a good 'ballast' crew].

NIGHTMARE ON FERRELS ROAD sounds like the Aussie culture and values that our industrious leaders and radio Shock Jocks keep talking about [but wont define] ----------
.....Hic !!!

I love a sun burnt county,
Baxter on the plains.
Christmas Island and Nauru
Our greatest claims to fame

Little Johnny is our mate
battlers all one and true.
................
She'll do me this wide brown land
....just don't call us number 2.

By Crash.