this **** comes up here with monotenous regularity - mate, grab your dkhead friend, give him a good bitch slap across the face & tell him to wake up to himself. and if you cant bring yourself to do that then pay someone else to & bill your friend later for it. or alternatively tell his missus about it & let her do the dirty work, although being that fckn stupid shes probably already cleaned him out & moved on.

one born every minute