Good start indeed. Man in the Moon is scratched.

Sport, you live in that town? Geez it brings back some memories of me seafaring days out of there. Those bleedin 30-40 knot Sou' wester trades that just go on and on and on for months.

Me and me mate waited 2 weeks to get out of port there in out 45 foot wooden schooner. We had a ton of supplies for that old ************ out on ...on ...on with the 100yr. lease [what are those 3 islands 100ks sth. west of Mackay?]. Anyway we thought ************ it and went for it [lucky to get out of that crappy chopy excuse for a port]. Oh what bliss tacking 100ks sth. west into a 30-40knot Sth.wester. Took us 5 days to get there with waves constantly sweeping the deck !!

Ah, the PERCY islands!! [This galloping Alzheimer's is really getting to me].

Oh what a magical place to live [and shoot wild goats for meat to stock up our supplies]. Is the old ************ still alive out there or has some crappy resort taken over the place?