
27th July 2003, 04:33 PM
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Join Date: Jan 1970
Location: Melbourne
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I ventured to my local pharmaceuticals store today to stock up on some medicinal snake oil. The proprietor said they had run out of the top shelf stuff but they still had a supply of "JFC Stats Oil" out the back. Although it was past its use-by date, I still wanted some. I was desperate.
"How much is it?", I inquired.
"Six dollars a bottle", he replied. "Or two bottles for six dollars or six bottles for two dollars", he added, with a knowing grin.
"Just give me one bottle, thanks", I said. "I'm happy with the figures I know."
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