Whatever happened to North Western justice?
I imagined a part of the judgement to involve a rodeo ring of girl horse lovers with said apparati in hand and Mr Bellette wearing little more than a pair of leather chaps, application of electrical devices to soft tissue resembling a bald fruit bat.
If you live around Headland way you need to make your own entertainment.
Mr Bellette would benefit too, at the end of his punishment he would be fully trained to teach country and western singers how to yodell. Everybody wins!
(When oh when will they make me king?)