To the anonymous hero who has sent me several immature emails regarding my punting suggestions......

I sincerely hope that you have an all up bet and in the last leg (your previous 5 have all won), your 50/1 selection gets nutted right on the line after sitting 6 wide for the entire race, the jockey loses an iron, the saddle slips and your horse cops a huge check from the eventual winner (your "gut feeling" selection) 100 metres out. Your guy protests, the bookies lay yours as long odds on to win the objection, but it gets dismissed!!

Happy punting fool!