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Old 12th October 2007, 10:10 PM
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And the god Spartacus said unto his faithful gladiator BARBARICUS, slay this unproven MASKED ASSASSIN (Weekend Hussler) and we will lay his sacrifice down at the PILLAR OF HERCULES.

But lo and behold the other racing gods looked upon Spartacus and smite him saying, "You fool, this is the chosen one, the Messiah of the Spring Carnival that the prophets have foretold of". You are banished from this land" and they cast him into the Valley of Forgotten Group 1 winners where Rick Hore-Lacey was last seen wandering aimlessly...and a Dandy Dollar was made on the Hussler.
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