Well we're off to Melbourne tomorrow morning for the annual horsefest, good luck to you blokes for the rest of the carnival, I hope you all back a winner. E.I? Weak field? Rain? Track bias? I could care less, it's gonna be a ************ great week as always.

Derby - I'm sticking with Villain although Down Under Boy is my best return.

Cup - Master O'Reilly the obvious choice but I like a bit of value so I'll continue to take Princess Coup and Blue Monday and have a lash while they are over 20/1. Scenic Shot is best of the roughies for me at this stage. Best return for me overall though funnily enough due to earlier CC/MC and GC/MC doubles is Tawqueet.

Oaks - I don't really care too much for Oaks Day, I'm usually running on empty after too many nights on the turps and I'm ready to head home, and the Mrs is with me so I'm unlikely to join the skirt chasers. I'd rather be at the casino nursing a beer and watching the aussies smash sri lanka in the first test. Dianas Secret will do me though.

Back em well and have fun, Kanga.