There was a race at Cranbourne today when the commentator stated "authoritively" that a certain horse would not be able to handle the 1200m of today's race.
Well, this particular runner jumped well and quickly joined the leaders most of the way and faded in the last 200m to finish a close 4th.
"Fair Dinkum" - this bloke is the "Kiss Of Death" for all punters and his betting method is similar to that of a 12YO.
Sheesh,
Why do they let him tip......?
He hasn't tipped a winner since "Noah was a boy!"

Cheers.