Heres a joke for you all
and please dont anyone take offence, I heard it recently and thought it was a crack up!!!!!!!Yet I know it is a touchy one, so please dont take it the wrong way!

Ok here goes.....

The Aussie coach goes over to the middle east to find some talent.

To his surprise he picks up the best player he has ever seen, he brings him back and signs him up strait away.

Now this guy gees, he is the best, he kicks all the goals makes all the tackles and to no doubt his side wins the game and he is the man of the match!

After the game his coach sais....

I am so proud of you son, but you know what, your mum would be even prouder, you gotta ring her and let her know!!!!!

So that he does, he calls up his mum and sais excitedly "mum, mum you wouldnt beleive it, because of me, my team thrashed the other side, I got man of the match, and everyone thinks I am the greatest!

After a pause his mum replies "Son i cant belleive you you are so selfish, its all your fault"

In amazment the son said "what, what is all my fault"

His mum replies "Well your father is dead, the house has a hundred thousand bullet holes in it....look strait to the point son...if it wasnt for you we wouldnt be living in Punchbowl"

:lol:

Come on guys it is a funny one!