Xanadu
Whats your business name?
Come in Spinner.Pty Ltd
or
Fly by Night enterprises.

Reminds me of the bloke many years ago who advertised in the Weekly Times selling the No Mess /No fuss Fly catcher /Ideal for Asthmatics and allergy sufferers.
Price 2 Pound ten shillings.
Money sent - package duly arrived containing 2 blocks of wood marked block A and Block B with the instructions "Wait until fly lands on block A hit with Block B.

Cheers
darky