God was looking down on earth one day and decided that things were not going to get better, in fact they were getting worse every day.

He said to himself that it is time to start over again with a new batch who might be able to do better than this bunch of humans are doing.


So he called up three men, George W Bush, Mikhail Kasyanov and Bill Gates.


They are the three best media for getting his message across.


He told them that he was disappointed with mankind as it is and that he was going to destroy the earth in 30 days.


They had to go back to earth and tell everyone this message.



George W Bush held a press conference at the White House and said I have some good news and some bad news.

The good news is that our belief in God is true, I met with him this morning. And the bad news is that he will destroy the earth in 30 days.



Mikhail Kasyanov addressed the Russian people from the Kremlin and announced that he had some bad news and some really bad news.


First the bad news, our denial of God is not true, there is a God and I met with him this morning.


The really bad news is that he is going to destroy the earth and we only have 30 days to repent.




Bill Gates went back to his people and told them that he had some good news and some great news.


First the good news is that our belief in God is founded, I had a talk with him this morning....


....and the really great news is that we will be able to stop releasing security patches for WindowsXP in less than a month!



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