hey kenchar,i knew a fisherman that had a pet albatross,
one shoreleave he went to town to see a movie.
the ticket girl said,"sir,what is that on your shoulder?"
the fisherman said"that is my pet albatross,albert.wherever i go,albert goes."
"i'm sorry sir,"said the ticket girl"we cant allow animals in here,not even a pet albatross."
so the fisherman went around the corner and stuffed the albatross down his pants,returned to the booth ,bought a ticket and entered the theater.he sat down next to two old emergency room nurses named mildred and marge.
the movie started and the albatross began to squirm.
the fisherman unzipped his pants so albert could stick his head out and watch the movie.
"marge,"whispered mildred.
"what?"said marge.
"i think the guy next to me is a pervert."
"what makes you think so?"asked marge.
"he unzipped his pants and has his thing out,"whispered mildred.
"well dont worry about it ,"said marge
"at our age it isn't anything we havent seen before."
"yes"said mildred "BUT THIS ONES EATING MY POPCORN!"