I wasted the 1st 40 years of my life WORKING (Oh the shame of it) before I discovered the Dole office and pawn shops.
Its all uphill from that point though.
The Border Collie is a darn sight smarter than I was.
Even at the mention of that 4 letter word -WORK -it growls and puts on a performance.
Nowadays I,m usually up the pub by 2PM.