thin skin Unlucky Phil :smile:
Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman (me of course! :grin: ) were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a 'phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile 'phone. I have a microchip in my hand."


Paddy felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive.


He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt.


The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.


Paddy glanced around behind him
and said ....


" B-jesus , will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!!!


:lol: :lol:

Gota go now, b4 a moderator gets me :wink:

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May the luck of the Irish be with you!


[ This Message was edited by: Paddy on 2004-05-30 00:43 ]