Originally Posted by rails run

-ANNOUNCEMENT-
Due to the end of the world this Friday, December 21st, 2012, Tabcorp can not guarantee fulfilling payouts on any future Jackpots arising from exotic wagers placed on this date. In the likely event of a big wad of cash sitting in our fat account our policy is that withheld monies will be divided amongst members of the Board for maintenance of the Tabcorp bunker in an undisclosed location. The Board would like to thank you for your contribution over the years and wish you a very fast apocalypse.