21st December 2012, 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by michaelg
Yesterday there were 22 smiles from the 22 selections for a profit of $13.39.
Do we know exactly how and when the world will end? And if so, is it Daylight Savings time or not? I've forgotten but didn't our beloved P.M. state this a week or so ago even though some people believed she was joshing us? Should I prepare today's selections for lay D.S's Outsiders method just when I thought yesterday's profit of $13.39 was putting the method back on track. Oh, what to do? It is too confusing and upsetting, I wish it was all over right now.
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Hi Michaelg,
In the situation I was facing, to the point of desperation, where I just simply couldn't find an answer, I consulted the calender and predictions of 'Bernie'. According to his prophecies, our lives actually ended as we know it, the very second we filled out our first TAB ticket or had a casual flutter at the track. So in truth our lives have already ended and we are merely killing time in a world of suspended reality, where the only things that matter are the punt, a good tipple and the love of a fine feline. 
On a brighter note, I managed to squeeze in 10 pints and get a leg over last night, all due to the possibility of the world ending.
On a more serious note, whatever happens, please don't end the world before before the last leg of the Quaddie at Canterbury tonight. Pppppplease!!!!!........
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― J. Paul Getty
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