Thanks EI. A couple of mates who know my full identity have just emailed me, suggeston I should stop with the old jokes, seems this one has been around the Net for a while. Well what can I say, I'm Irish! and I like a challenge!

What did one horse say to the other horse?

The pace is familiar but I can't remember the mane.

What's the quickest way to mail a little horse?

Use the Pony Express.

How long should a horse's legs be?

Long enough to reach the ground.

When do vampires like horse racing?

When it's neck and neck.

Where do horses stay in a hotel?

In the bridle suite.


Hee! Hee! Hee!

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