13th August 2002, 04:51 PM
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What disease do horses fear most?
Hay Fever!
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra!
Why can't horses dance?
Because they have 2 left feet!
What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks!
What do you call pony with a sore throat?
A little hoarse !
What part of the horse has the most hair?
The outside!
What do you give a sick horse?
Cough stirrup !
What breeds of horses can jump higher than a house?
All breeds. Houses don't jump !
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