Apologies to all our guests comin & goin today. Most of our regular forum contributors are still feeling a wee bit seedy, yesterday being father's day and all.

Posting the Irish guide to medical terms and meanings, so you don’t go away empty handed.

Here they are:

Anally - Occurring Yearly; Artery - The Study of Painting
Bacteria - Back Door to the Cafeteria; Barium - What Undertakers do after Treatments Fail
Bowel - Letters like A E I O U; Caesarian Section - A District of Rome
Cat Scan - Searching for Kitty; Cauterise - Make eye contact with her
Colic - A Sheep Dog; Coma - Punctuation Mark
Congenital - Friendly; D & C - Where Washington is
Diarrhoea - Journal of Daily Events; Dilate - To Live Long
Enema - not a Friend; Fester Quicker
Fibula - A Small Lie; Genital - Not Jewish
G.I. Series - Soldier Ball Game; Hangnail - Coat Hook
High Colonic - Jewish Religious Holiday; Impotent - Distinguished / Well Known
Intense Pain - Torture in a Teepee; Labour Pain - Getting Hurt at Work
Medical Staff - A Doctors Cane; Morbid - A Higher Offer
Nitrate - Cheaper than Day Rate; Node - Well aware of
Outpatient - Person who has Fainted; Pap Smear - Fatherhood Test
Pelvis - Cousin of Elvis; Post Operative -Letter Carrier
Prostate - Flat on your Back; Protein -Favouring Young People
Recovery Room - Place to do Upholstery; Rectum - Damn Nearly Killed Him
Rheumatic - Amorous; Scar - Rolled Tobacco Leaf
Secretion - Hiding Something; Seizure - Roman Emperor
Serology - Study of Knighthood; Tablet - A Small Table
Terminal Illness - Getting Sick at the Airport; Tibia - Country in North Africa
Tumour - An Extra Pair; Urine - Opposite to you're out
Varicose - Located Nearby; Vein - Conceited

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