A punter woke up on Sunday morning realising he was still wearing the same clothes as yesterday and remembered making $500 on the punt the day before , he put his hand in his pocket and only had a $5 note left.
Panicking he tried to remember what happened during the night and remembered he visited a bar.
So he went to the bar to see what happen , when he saw the bartender he asked "Was i in here last night" , "yeah" replied the barkeep "you shouted drinks for everyone all night" , "thank god i thought i squandered my money" said the punter.

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Good luck and good punting.

And remember a profit a day keeps the Girlfriend/Wife away.