Blimey Charlie, I think I’ve started a conga line!

And begods, we have a Betty Boop in the forum! Welcome Betty, you haven’t aged a bit!

So lets keep this conga line going!!

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two lady teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the loo it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's loo when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

The teacher looked around for assistance, but there was nobody around.

Having no choice, she went inside, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, while they pointed percy at the porcelain (so to speak).

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th."


"No, ma'am," he replied, "Actually I'm in the 4th riding Silver Arrow, good chance, oh by the way thanks for the lift."

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Ta me go maith