Good stuff Paddy , Heres another one for you.

A young Irish jockey and his stable lass girlfriend make the decision to get married. Everything is planned and the couple intend to honeymoon in Australia for a week.

The wedding goes without a hitch and the couple set off on their honeymoon.

While checking in the lady behind the desk asks "we have two suites available for you , would you like the bridal?"

"No thanks" says the jockey "i'll just hold her ears till she gets the hang of it!"

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Good luck and good punting.

And remember a profit a day keeps the Girlfriend/Wife away.