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Originally Posted by Sportz
It dead heated Paddy. That's why it only paid a dollar for the win.  |
Dumb Paddy!! Thanks Sportz
The grey matter's not what it used to be.
Hard to believe my great uncle was a famous inventor!?
You can scoff, you can laugh! But if it wasn't for my great uncle, you wouldn't have these today:
Pedal powered wheelchairs......(g'day to any wheelies out there...no offence intended)
Waterproof teabags.
Underwater hair dryers.
Windscreen wipers for submarines.
Non-stick sticky tape.
Inflatable dartboards for campers.
An index for a dictionary.
Beer glasses with square bases so they don’t leave rings on the bar.
Ejector seats in helicopters.
Underground airports.
Wind-down windows on submarines.
Boomerang bullets.
Air-conditioners for motorbikes.
Anti-lock cars.
Ashtrays for a motorbikes.
Waterproof sponges.
Fireproof Matches.
Parachutes that open on impact......and
The one-piece jigsaw puzzle.