Hope this one raises a smile somewhere!

One day, a religious group scattered around town to spread "the good word", to the people in the downtown area.

One man out of this group walked up to the local TAB filled with some 70 punters, opened the door and yelled "Pray For Forgiveness", and then shut the door and began walking down the street.

Paddy, who had a bad day with the early races, rushed out the door, ran after the man, and when he caught him, asked in a gasping breath - "What Race?"