Hey Paddy, hear you have gone OS for your spell. A mate of mine said he saw you at Doncaster last week - he related the story like this:

Paddy was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam between races at Doncaster when an Englishman, eating chewing gum, sat down next to him.

Paddy politely ignored the Englishman, who nevertheless, started up a conversation.

The Englishman snapped his gum and said, "Do you Irish people eat the whole bread?"

Paddy frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his snack, and replied, "Of course." The Englishman blew a huge bubble.

"We don't. In England, we only eat what's inside. We collect the crusts in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Ireland."

The Englishman had a smirk on his face.

Paddy listened in silence. The English man persisted. "Do you eat jam with the bread?"

Sighing, Paddy replied, "Of course."

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the Englishman said, "We don't. In England, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Ireland."



With a glint in his eye, Paddy then asked the Englishman, "Do you have sex in England?"

The Englishman smiled and said, "Why of course we do."


Paddy leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

"We throw them away, of course."



Paddy just smiled for a while and then said -

"We don't. In Ireland, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to England." !!!!

"Think you call it Wrigley's, don't know why", Paddy adds with a smile and a wink!



Hope you’re having fun on your spell Paddy, as you can see the jokes are not the same without you!