If you are out there Paddy, some of us are missing your humorous postings, and I don't mean your Penultimate Plunges either.

A racehorse walks into a bar, orders a beer, sits down at one of the tables, and starts reading the form guide. The bartender is a bit shocked by all this, but pours the beer, and brings it over to the horse, who produces a ten dollar note.

Now the barman figures the horse can't be all that bright, so he decides to pull the old 'short-change' trick on him. He duly goes back to the horse with 1 dollar. The horse doesn't say a word.

The horse eventually finishes his beer and goes up to the bar to order another. The bartender says to him, "You know, we don't get many horses in here."


To which the horse replies, "At nine dollars a beer, I'm not surprised!"