Well my agistment has almost come to an end. Will soon be back on that airplane headin home.

Speakin of airplanes:

Seamus and Murphy were sitting in a bar getting really drunk. After awhile, just drinking gets boring, so Murphy looks at Seamus and says, “Hey, you want to go up for a ride in my airplane?”

Seamus says, “Wow, you have an airplane? Let's go!”

So Murphy & Seamus get more beer and go for a tour around the city in the plane.

Eventually they get bored with this too, so they decide to land. Murphy by now a little on the drunk side, starts circling around looking for a place to land, and he sees an airstrip close by.

He says to Seamus, “Let's land here. It looks like it's as good a place as any.”

So Murphy circles around and goes in for a landing, but at the last minute he swerves and pulls back up. “Shoot!” he says, “That is the SHORTEST runway I have ever seen! How is anyone supposed to land on it?”

But since it's the only runway nearby, he decides to try again, with the same result.

Getting pretty irritated, Murphy says to Seamus, “All right, I'm going to try ONE more time, and if I can't land it we're just going to crash and hope we don't die.”

So they end up crashing, and miraculously neither is hurt.

When they crawl out of the wreckage, Murphy swears and gesticulates wildly at the runway. “I'm gonna find whoever designed this crazy runway! He must be total moron! No one could land on anything that short!”

Seamus looks around and says “Yeah, but look how wide it is!”

Slan go foill! :wink:

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