Well leaping leprechauns, where have all you new chums come from?

Go off for a wee spell, and by gosh find almost a whole new community!

Conga! Conga! Gets me every time.

Caulfield Cup eh? Sounds like a important event!

Gonna hit the bookies tomorrow – Pentastic, BeeKeeper, Freemason & The Secondmortgage. :smile:

Speakin of bookies:


When the little old lady fronted up to the bookie for yet another payout, the bookie was perplexed.

“You must be using becareful’s system”

“Would like to, but becareful keeps his system under lock & key” says the little old lady

“In that case” says the bookie, “you must be getting your tips from Equine Investor or perhaps Hermes, or that new chap on the block – the milky bar kid”!

“No such luck” says the little old lady, “if you must know, I just stick a pin in the paper”!

“But how have you managed to pick four winners in the one afternoon” says the bookie in astonishment


“Oh I was in a hurry this morning & couldn't find my pin, so I had to use a fork” she explained

:lol:


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May the luck of the Irish be with you!



[ This Message was edited by: Paddy on 2002-10-20 07:04 ]